Not Me Monday

This is my first official "Not Me Monday" post, where I write about the things that I absolutely did not do this week ;) The idea for this weekly post comes from the precious McMama at mycharmingkids.net who I am praying gives birth to a miracle baby named Stellan on Wednesday.

• I did not forget to eat lunch Saturday or Sunday.
  
• I did not laugh hysterically when I did not drop the pumpkin I was carrying, as it did not bounce on the sidewalk.
  
• I was not totally excited for the first snowfall of the year.

• I did not move my car visor while sitting at a red light at the 2nd busiest intersection in town, and in the process of swinging it around I did not smack myself in forehead. Of course I would never laugh at myself while the guy in the truck next to me gave me a wierd look.
  
• I did not completely lose it and bawl in front of my supervisor at work Friday morning after I found out my great-grandma was put in hopsice care and has few days left. I did not then, spur of the moment ditch church Sunday and everything else to drive 3 1/2 hours down to see her for 1/2 hour to drive all the way back.

• This one is a few weeks old, but definitely worth mentioning. While driving back in a caravan of cars from a conference, my co-pilot and I did not make a sign that said "Smile if you are not wearing any underwear" We did not speed up and slow down, or block traffic to not display the sign to each of the three other cars with us. We would never contemplate showing the sign to cars of complete strangers, never...